Pass the Chips The Story Elon Musk could soon begin testing brain implants in humans. *Grabs coffee.* Go on. For decades, researchers have been developing devices that can decode brain signals. And have shown they can help people with disabilities communicate (think: sending texts and emails) and restore movement (like lifting a coffee with a robotic arm) in people with paralysis. In 2016, Musk entered the brain-implant technology scene, promising to revolutionize the way people communicate with artificial intelligence. Now, he says his brain chip company — Neuralink — could begin human clinical trials in as soon as six months. And unveiled a video this week apparently showing monkeys using the tech to move a cursor around. I’m having “Black Mirror” flashbacks. You’re not alone. But this is very much real. Here’s how Neuralink’s brain implant works: The coin-like device has thinner-than-hair threads filled with electrodes. Once it’s drilled into a person’s skull, the electrodes read signals in the brain and transmit them to a computer. The hope is that the brain-computer interface (BCI) will help people with traumatic brain injuries and debilitating conditions better communicate. But many aren’t convinced. What do you mean? Neuroscientists are skeptical of Musk's aspirations, considering that Neuralink is already over two years behind on human testing. Critics have also raised ethical concerns since Neuralink has mainly focused on animal testing (with monkeys dying in the process). But supporters believe the life-changing potential of these brain implants could outweigh the risks. Especially for people with disabilities. And Musk appears to believe in his product so much that he’s said he’ll implant the chip in his brain. For now, whether the implant actually makes it to human testing is up to the FDA to decide. theSkimm Elon Musk has revolutionized industries — from space to EVs — and is now leading one of the world’s most popular social media companies. His brain-implant technology could make a difference in the lives of millions. But many aren’t holding their breath. And Also...This What’s waiting on the syllabus… Student loan forgiveness. Yesterday, SCOTUS said the program will remain blocked for now — but agreed to take up the issue early next year. The decision comes after the Education Dept extended its pause on student loan repayments until the end of August 2023. And amid a legal battle to block the relief plan. That includes a federal appeals court, which put in place a nationwide hold. Now, after the Biden admin asked the Supremes to step in, the highest court says it will hear arguments in late February or early March. But a decision isn’t expected until June. 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